Last Night I Dreamed I Met Morrissey

I had a dream last night that I met Morrissey.
He was really tall.

I told him he was really tall,
And he said, yeah I get that a lot.

I’ve never met Morrissey.
I’ve never even really liked Morrissey.

I used to make fun of Travis because he loved the Smiths.
He had a Morrissey haircut for a time.

I don’t see Travis anymore.
He lost the haircut Long Ago.

I had a dream last night that I met Morrissey.
And he was Really Tall.